it was because he was to into TV, not necessarily the violence part of it. so he made him the size of a person on tv. if that happened today he would have grown like three inches because wonka would have a hugescreen

i mean i guess the others’ punishments probably worked even less

veruca was spoilt rotten so she got eaten by squirrels or whatever so you know

you guys know exactly how much i idolise roald dahl but what did being shrunk teach mike teavee about being addicted to violence 

the punishment does not fit the crime

bet your sweet ass my last posts on this blog are going to be analyses of roald dahl stories

the name joey fatone flows so well that whenever i heard the name joey i just automatically add “fatone” to it in my head. it results in some confusion. fortunately nobody calls their kid joey